TRICIA'S TIDBITS

O. M. G. Friday night was a COMPLETE bust! As you know, I dig me all things Kardashian, but Friday night, I found out Miss Kim Kardashian doesn't dig her fans as much as we dig her. Let me explain. . . .

First, Miss KK showed up more than an hour late to Wet Ultra Lounge. The VIP area of the club was JAM PACKED with people who paid a WHOLE bunch of money to see her, and she's late? After we all saw her show up to the airport early in the afternoon? Ohnoshedidn't!

Then when she finally did show up, she, and her ridiculously large entourage, sat for 15 minutes while everyone struggled, and I do mean struggled, to see her. Specifically, there was some total DB guy who put his narrow butt directly in the line of vision for Kim and wouldn't move it! She was sitting on a couch and looked up maybe twice in the first fifteen minutes for a couple of seconds before she buried her nose again in her Blackberry! If you watch Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, you know Kim has a problem with her Blackberry usage - well, girlfriend, believe it! She messed with that dang thing the whole time! She was taking pictures of herself and some blonde chica who was with her while people were getting crushed while trying to get a blurry picture of her. Not cool, Kimmy! These people paid ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for the privilege of seeing you and you said a couple of words into a microphone and that was it!

As you know, I was going to try and have a badonkadonk off with Miss K, but since she said she wouldn't be talking to media of any kind right before she bothered to show up, there was no badonkadonk off! And I wore stripper heels and EVERYTING! I think she was just scared because my booty was lookin' FINE! Actually, I think Miss Thang is pregnant.

WHAT?! you say? She was late because her peeps said she wasn't feeling well. And you know how girlfriend is all about the hair and makeup, yeah, well, not so much Friday night. She also looked a little unsteady on her feet. Oh yeah, and if you watched Kourtney and Khloe this weekend, you saw Kimmy talking about wanting a baby. I know, I know, she also said in an interview recently that her nephew, Mason, is the best birth control. I don't buy it. I think Kim Kardashian is PREGGERS! You heard it here first!

Ok. I feel better after my rant. Tell me YOUR Friday night with Kim Kardashian experience. Respond here, or email me at tricia@ksii.com.